About Me:  Thirty-one.  Mother of two little furry beasties. Office coordinator/writer/perpetual student. Essentially, I fight crime.

Favourite Album:  R.E.M. – Automatic For The People.  I usually throw it in when I’m down, and when it’s done, I’m up.

Favourite Film:  Don’t really have a favourite, but I prefer horror/thriller flicks.

Favourite Concert:  1987, 8 Seconds/Duran Duran/Davie Bowie. Duran Duran’s Notorious tour, and David Bowie’s Glass Spider tour. I went with my mom. She accidentally got stoned on the shit being smoked three rows in front of us. My dad couldn’t figure out why the hell she had such nasty munchies on the way home, and I didn’t tell him because it would end up being my fault.  Somehow.

Favorite Book:  Contrarywise by Zohra Greenhaugh.  Filled with otherworldly freaks and halflings and still the best, dirtiest fairy tale I’ve ever read.

Quote: “Adam Anklewicz eats fake chicken soup. I just don’t get fake chicken soup.”

Top 5 Songs About Sex with People of Barely Legal Age

1. “Maggie May” by Rod Stewart
2. “Wendy Under the Stars” by The Odds
3. “Sweet Sixteen” by Billy Idol
4. “Christine Sixteen” by KISS
5. Anything by Chuck Berry